The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was still unharmed. I'm not giving you a thing to eat we're strapping you in and doing this now." Well, it was against protocol, but the man was strapped in to the electric chair without a last meal. "I've had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. "You know what? No," said the executioner. On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal: three bananas. And so he once again found himself being sentenced to death. To what should have been the surprise of no one, he crashed yet another train and killed three people. And once again, he somehow managed to get his old job back. Well, this of course meant that he was free to go. The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was once again unharmed. After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair. For his final meal, the man requested two bananas.
#FUNNY LAME DAD JOKES TRIAL#
The trial went much the same as the first, resulting in a sentence of execution. Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time killing two people. Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon. Somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train. Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free. The switch was flown, sparks flew, and smoke filled the air - but nothing happened. After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair. When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He made it out, but a single person died.
Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible.
Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child.
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